About

Founded by schmucks, run by fools, forgotten until needed.

We enjoy long walks on the beach, probiotics, and moonlit sacrifices to Khorne.

Over the years, we have been fortunate to collaborate with some excellent clients on some wonderful projects, but we believe it is still too early to weigh in on the success of the work. A recording exists in time and its artistic merit is directly related to how well it irritates bowels.

We are proud of our Michigan home and heritage, and will fight anyone who hates dogs.